"I originate so you must appreciate, while others got to imitate"... Brags the legendary Jamaican DJ, Daddy U-Roy in the introduction of one of his famous songs. Famous in this context is relative because I know 99% of folk just read of Daddy U-Roy for the first time in this blog post. I encourage you to take sometime off your "extremely busy schedule" and sample U-Roy's unique style; thank me later. In the meantime, as one petrol-head repeatedly mocks on some Facebook group: Endeleeni tu kuenda blankets and wine....
As I was trying to elucidate some ideas and digitize my thoughts to eventually monetize my blog and leave you guessing on how to commercialize and plagiarize... Cometh a candidate out to sensationalize and politicize my bid to prioritize semantics and dictate as I emphasize by way of a predicate.... Err-mm what am I saying guys?? I have no idea.. frankly!! Haidhuru, PLO's oratory skills were not honed in a day. Reason I felt compelled to throw a rhyme or two to exorcise the blogosphere off "demons" comprised of rumour peddling bloggers with their enticing click-to-earn-adsense ploys that are so yesterday but still worthy bait for gullible Kenyan onliners. I too must claim my portion of the windfall gains occassioned by the "forced digital migration". I am a blogger too... Arrange my wicked rhymes above and you gonna shame your county's top poet. Well, rhymes and sense are strange bedfellows. I am making little headway in either front but if you ask me tomorrow, I'll confidently tell you that my insomnia was spent blogging... Haya!! Wapi hii pesa ya digital migration???
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